Yo, cousin Phil! What’s up with this crazy weather? All this ice and snow is cramping my style, you know? Jeff doesn’t like to drive in bad weather, so I’m stuck here while he works on sermons…booooring!
And don’t give me that “I can’t control my shadow” stuff. Haven’t you heard about the interdependent web and all that? We are one with nature! Empower yourself to take control of the situation and let’s have an early spring this year.
(editor’s note — sorry, folks. Oscar got hold of my cell phone while I was in the shower)